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For when I just feel like writing something random and off-the-cuff.

Well it’s not Harry Potter…

Harry Potter has forever changed the face of young adult fantasy literature, and has arguably affected all fantasy literature, for all time. The Harry Potter legacy is simultaneously a blessing and a curse to any novel that can be even remotely compared to the seminal heptalogy.

Case in point: I went onto Amazon and searched for Slathbog’s Gold, book 1 of the Adventurers Wanted series. I then went to the reviews section and searched the reviews for “Harry Potter”. Now let’s be clear. Slathbog’s Gold is absolutely nothing like Harry Potter in any way except that it features a young boy who encounters a magical world. And yet my search provided me with such gems as:

…[this book] is outclassed by Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Harry Potter…

…This book was better then [sic] the Harry Potter books…

…If you loved harry potter [sic] then you will love this book as well….

…At certain points it reminded me a bit of Harry Potter…

I read, and research, a lot of young adult fantasy novels, in pursuit of reading material for my children, and I encounter such inappropriate comparisons on a regular basis.

The Harry Potter series of books is unique in history. There will probably never be anything quite like it ever again. I’m not saying that Harry Potter is the best literary work ever. I won’t even try to claim that it’s the pinnacle of young adult fantasy. So then what exactly is Harry Potter in the grand scheme of things, and why will every fantasy story be compared to it for decades to come?

Harry is well written

Granted it’s not Charles Dickens. To my knowledge, there’s no deep symbolism in Harry Potter. In fact, when the series tries to wax philosophical (most notably in the seventh novel) it feels unnatural and forced.

But the discord of these sections is so pronounced simply because the rest of the series flows so unaffectedly. Let’s call it what it is. Harry Potter is fun to read.

Harry matures with the audience

Harry is still somewhat unique in this regard even today. The seven books were released in the 10 year period between 1997 and 2007. In The Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry is 11. In the events of The Deathly Hallows, he is 17. I believe that a large part of Harry’s success can be attributed to the fact that he and his main audience grew up together at approximately the same rate.

It’s not only the characters who matured, though. The subject matter gets considerably heavier the further you go into the series. The first couple of novels are clearly geared towards adolescents, and are very light, episodic fare, with just a hint of foreshadowing here and there. Later novels, though, are weighty tomes, full of teenage angst, deceit, destruction, and death.

I think it’s fair to assume that the series would have received much less attention had the first installment been more like the last.

Harry deals with serious issues

As I mentioned in the previous section, the Harry Potter books get into some pretty weighty subject matter. Harry and his friends (enemies? friends / enemies?) deal with a wide array of issues including severe bullying, exclusion (both actual and perceived), emotional and physical abuse, the loss of loved ones, teenagers who want to be adults, various forms of self-doubt and guilt, and all manner of romantic confusions.

The challenges faced by the Hogwarts protagonists resonate strongly with an audience who has struggled repeatedly with similar issues. Harry lives life. Life amplified, but still life.

Harry was a cultural phenomenon

Beyond all of this, aside from all of its merits, and ignoring all of its flaws, the Harry Potter series was undeniably a phenomenon. It started out with word-of-mouth. Have you heard about those children’s books about a school for magicians?

Within just a few short years, everyone knew about it. The new releases were heavily advertised in bookstores across the nation. The first movie was in theaters six years before the release of book seven, and it was a box office smash, earning over $900 million world-wide.

Over the next several years, as books and movies continued to tumble in on a regular cadence, the public response built like an avalanche to a frenzied anticipation that preceded the release of the final novel in the series. People discussed endlessly: Is Snape good or evil? Did he really kill Dumbledore?

To find out the answer, people pre-ordered books by the millions, and stood in line on the day of release. Some even took vacation from work, or skipped school to read the conclusion of Harry’s journey.

According to Wikipedia, all 7 of the Harry Potter novels are among the top 20 best-selling books of all-time.

Harry is forever, and always, unique

I will say it again. There will likely never be another series of books like Harry Potter. The franchise produced seven novels and eight movies in the fourteen years between 1997 and 2011. The movies collectively grossed $7.7 billion in world-wide sales. The books have collectively sold almost 450 million copies.

Harry has changed the landscape of literature forever. An entire generation of fantasy lovers was born from reading about the boy who lived. Every young adult fantasy novel written, both before and after, has been privileged to bask in the light of Harry. Every young adult fantasy novel written, both before and after, will live in Harry’s shadow.

– danBhentschel

On losing weight (Part 6 – Meals to pack for work)

I do not consider myself to be “dieting”. I have changed the way that I eat. Now that I have hit my target weight, I don’t intend to revert to my previous eating habits. I consider these behaviors to be a permanent change, though I still experiment and modify.

Most of the changes to my diet come about as a result of repeated experimentation and modification, and I don’t consider myself to be “done” making adjustments. Each dietary change has the following goals in mind:

  • Change should be for the better, with each modification focused toward healthier eating. Not every change must be “healthy”, in and of itself. Some enable me to make healthy decisions at another time. But all change is made with the goal of an overall healthy diet.
  • Changes should be sustainable because they are convenient. If a food is difficult or time consuming to prepare, then I am unlikely to consistently use that food in my diet.
  • Changes should be sustainable because they are enjoyable. I consider each change that I make to be permanent. If I can’t see myself eating this way for the rest of my life, then I don’t make the change. If I change something but later realize that I don’t enjoy my new diet, I revert that change. If I have to “force” myself to eat healthily, then I know it won’t stick, and I’m not interested in temporary results.

Criteria for meals at work

During the week, I eat breakfast and lunch at work. My requirements for food to take to work with me are:

  • Portable – I pack a cooler to bring to the office and I don’t want food that will spill all over.
  • Easy to prepare – I am not willing to take much time in the mornings to prepare my meals. If I find that I’m spending too much time packing a food, even if I really like it, I will discard it and replace it with something easier.
  • Relatively non-perishable – I don’t put my food in a refrigerator at work, so I need to be pretty confident that each item will last in a cooler until I’m ready to eat it.
  • Mess free – I tend to eat both breakfast and lunch at my desk. I won’t eat something if it’s too much hassle, or if it’s likely to get my work area (or computers) messy.
  • Healthy – I try to put some effort into hitting the major food groups with my meals at work.
  • Low calorie density – As I mentioned in the calorie counting article, I have the most control over foods that I eat at breakfast and lunch on the weekdays. These meals are my opportunity to “do it right.” That means I need to work extra hard to find foods that will fill me up but not pack on the calories.
  • Taste good – I know myself. I won’t stick with it if I don’t like what I’m eating. If the eating is a chore, then I will eventually give in to the temptation to eat the “wrong” foods. If, on the other hand, I really enjoy the foods that I’m eating, then the habit will likely stick.

I have worked pretty hard, and experimented quite a bit, to find foods that meet the above goals, and I’m still occasionally refining my menu. Here’s what it looks like today.

Breakfast at work

Breakfast is the easiest. My budget is 200-400 calories for this meal. I have settled on Dannon Light & Fit Greek Yogurt as my breakfast of choice. Cherry is my favorite flavor, but blueberry is a very close second. They are delicious, and only 80 calories per cup (0.5 cal/g). I tend to eat two every morning, although I occasionally eat only one, and sometimes will eat up to four cups for breakfast. I frequently supplement the yogurt with some fresh fruit, usually bananas, with the occasional apple, orange, or grapefruit.

I also like to drink an energy drink before work. Rockstar is my brand of choice. My favorite flavors are: lemonade (yellow can), orange drink (orange can), and their zero-carb soda (blue can). They are all low-calorie, and taste good.

Lunch at work

My lunch budget is 400-600 calories. I mix it up a bit for lunch, but I always try to have some fruit, vegetables, grain, and protein. Here are some of the options that I pick from:

  • Grape tomatoes – Wegmans sells a 1 quart box of these, and each box has about 160 calories (0.2 cal/g).
  • Celery sticks – These are pre-cut and washed. A 12 oz. package has only 35 calories in it (0.1 cal/g).
  • Baby carrots – These are my least favorite vegetable, though I still enjoy them. A 16 oz. bag has about 190 calories in it (0.4 cal/g).
  • Grapes – I tend to get red seedless and pack about 1 – 2 lbs each day. A 1 lb. bag has about 300 calories in it (0.7 cal/g).
  • Cherries – I absolutely adore cherries. They are not always available, but when they are, I eat a lot of them! A 1 lb. bag has about 240 calories in it (0.5 cal/g).
  • Apple – My favorites are Empire and Fuji apples. Two small apples have about 200 calories in them (0.8 cal/g).
  • Wegmans whole wheat mini pitas – These things are awesome. I can’t tell you how happy I am to have found them. They have only about 50 calories each (2.3 cal/g).
  • Packaged tuna fish – Another cool find. By far my favorite is the sweet and spicy flavored tuna. Each pouch is only 90 calories (1.2 cal/g).
  • Boiled egg whites – The whites from 5 eggs have about 85 calories in them (0.5 cal/g).
  • Water with lemon juice – I pack a quart of water in my cooler every day. I like to pour a bit of lemon juice (about 2 tablespoons) into it to give it a bit of flavor.

So, on a typical day, my lunch might look like:

1 qt tomatoes (160 cal), celery (35 cal), 2 apples (200 cal), 2 pitas (100 cal), 5 egg whites (85 cal), 1 quart water – grand total: 580 calories. That’s a huge amount of food (about 4 lbs, not including the water) with a very minimal overall calorie density of about 0.4 cal/g.

– danBhentschel

Cheesy scrambled eggs

Scrambled eggs with cheese has been a long-standing staple for our Saturday morning breakfasts. Here is my recipe for cheesy scrambled eggs as it looked about 2 years ago:

  • 8 eggs
  • 1/2 c 1% milk
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/8 tsp pepper
  • 2 Tbsp olive oil
  • 5 slices American cheese

Assuming 8 servings, this recipe yields about 145 calories per serving, 100 of which come from fat. If I apply concepts of volumetrics to the recipe, I calculate approximately 1.8 cal / g. That’s not terrible, but I decided to experiment a bit to see if I could improve on this without noticeably sacrificing flavor.

Here’s how my cheesy scrambled eggs recipe looks today:

  • 7 egg whites
  • 2 whole eggs
  • 1/2 c skim milk
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/8 tsp pepper
  • 1/2 tsp butter seasoning
  • 3 slices fat-free American cheese
  • 1 slice 2% milk American cheese

To cook this, mix all ingredients except the cheese in a bowl with a whisk. Cook in a frying pan on low-to-medium heat, stirring occasionally until the eggs are solid. Then turn the burner down to low and mix in the cheese.

According to my calculations, still assuming 8 servings, this yields 95 calories per serving, 15 calories from fat, and a calorie density of 0.7 cal / g.

Quite the marked improvement, and yet it still tastes great. I make a double-batch (18 eggs) almost every Saturday morning as a part of our breakfast, and there’s rarely anything left after the family leaves the table.

– danBhentschel